10) abstain from fro-yo

9) befriend anyone using the word "maritime"

8) be wary of guys named meredith

7) vow to spread the word that capitalization is of the man

6) never reveal lady O or ms. hank

5) venture off campus one friday or saturday night (you can even do a weekday if you're truly adventurous

4) read the sensuous woman

3) vow to use the word "hegemony" at least once an issue

2) worship the get to work girl always (even in her absence)

1) kick ass, take names. insurrection, civil unrest and liberation are always a good thing.